Monday, January 14, 2013

"C me go Crazy" Week 1

"C me go Crazy"
 This little guy has got to be the CRAZIEST little guy I know.  Let me give you a quick sneak peek of just some of the things he does.  As well as the other silly and crazy things my kids do.

 He does NOT like you to feed him, which is fine but he makes the BIGGEST mess!  This is him eating oatmeal.  If you look closely in the second picture of him, it's in his nose (gross)!  Oh and he insists on using 2 spoons for everything.  I think the hardest part of it is when I am in a hurry in the mornings trying to get Callie out the door for school in the mornings and it takes forever to clean him up.

 This is his new found enjoyment!  Big No No! BIG BIG NO NO!!!!!


Now for this little enjoyment, I have had an interesting week.  For 4 days of this week if Conrad wasn't sleeping or eating he was SCREAMING!  That is not an exaggeration!  It was extremely frustrating.  But here are a few pictures of moments of him screaming.  The sad thing is he has been like this since he was born, but for some reason this week seemed to be worse than others.

This top picture is of Conrad screaming at me and trying to pull my computer off the table!  He seriously is a little punk!

My kids decided to dump a bunch of gold fish on the ground and sit and eat them off the ground like little dogs!


 I decided to clean out my pantry this week and this is what I found behind some little shelves I had in there to hold my soups.  Callie likes to pretend to play school in there and this is right below where she would sit.  There were a bunch or crayons, markers, chips, a bunch of cut up pieces of paper, beads, and a lot of crumbs. 
 Uh ya no need for explanation on this one.


 He dumped out an entire box or crayons, markers and pencils, and when I walked in there he was eating a marker!
 These two are always playing in my cupboards.  Drives me crazy!  This time Conrad decided to rip all the backs of my earrings.  Callie is always getting into my lotions!  If Conrad has any opportunity to get into my room especially my bathroom he will run as fast as he can and barge through doors and try and run past anyone.  You literally have to drag him out of the room with him screaming.  This happens at least twice a day.
 This was the mess Callie made at attempting to paint her own nails.  Good thing it's just kid finger nail polish and it comes off, because it got on my nightstand and the carpet and my bathroom floor.  Oh and not to mention her face!
So this was an art project Curran made for preschool, and yep you guessed it. He tried to eat the marshmallows after the glue dried.  Drives me nuts!  I made him fix it and of course a few hours later Callie came home from school and squeezed each of the marshmallows down!


Now this last story I don't have a picture of, but I figured I would try to tell it the best I can so you can understand the details of it.
I was babysitting my 3 month old Niece and 3 year old nephew all day Friday so I didn't have a chance to shower.  So that night after they went home and just before my other 9 year old niece was to come over to spend the night I decided to jump in the shower.  It was 6 o'clock and I told the kids to go play in the toy room and that I was going to be out in a minute!  Oh, I was excited to have just 10 minutes to myself.  
I had just finished washing my hair and of course all 3 kids came barging in the bathroom.  And there it was, I had an audience while I was showering.  I mean seriously, all I wanted was 10 minutes, and to be able to maybe at least shave my legs.  I told them they needed to leave so I could finish showering.  Curran left immediatly but it took a little more coaxing to get Callie and Conrad out of the room.  So I told Callie to put some toothpaste on Conrad's toothbrush and lure him out of the room...Well it worked and I was able to finish my shower.

I love my kids more than anything.  But sometimes they sure test my patience!  But honestly, I think they teach me more than I teach them.

3 comments:

Lisa and DJ said...

This is the best post ever. You will be so happy you did this someday. You didn't tell me about the nail polish....ahhhhhh!! :)

Suzanne said...

I need chocolate just from reading about it! You'll look back and it won't seem so bad, you might even miss some of it...maybe. :)

Rebecca said...

This made me think of you. lol... and just about every other mother out there really. It's certainly not a club for woosies!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s5RItd8IBc