C me go Crazy Week 6

"C me go Crazy"

 Conrad LOVES getting into our toothpaste and toothbrushes.  He does this on a regular basis (if he get's into our room that is)  We have to keep our room closed so he can't get in there.  But he will squeeze the toothpaste out and try and put it on the toothbrush.  Little stink! (Oh, and sorry clint yes it was your toothbrush he got into on this day.)

 These next 2 pictures go together, it is showing HOW big of a mess the boys made while I was up cleaning my bathrooms.  They pulled out all of the kids plates, cups, spoons and forks, and  all the stuffed animals and scattered them all over the downstairs!

 Those are water marks on the mirror in my kids bathroom!  I guess it's a thing it shows they are using the sink to brush their teeth or wash their hands.  Or are they playing in the sink?  hahhaha who know's!

 He dumped his lunch in his hair!  About 95% of the time he throws his food or it ends up on his clothes or in his hair!

The boys got into my wallet and took everything out.  It took me some time to put it all back together!

 Oh man this was sooo gross!  He woke up from his nap covered in poop one day and it was all over his pillow.  It took me some time to get this one cleaned up.  (This was the 4th time this week I had changed his bedding!)

 I helped out in Callie's class this week for her Valentines party.  So the day before the party, I ran into the workroom at the school to grab some paper.  I turned around and Conrad had pulled this paper out of the cupboards and then some. 

 This is one of the kids favorite books and it was not salvageable!  It is a pop up book and Conrad tore it to shreds!  He pulled the book apart and ripped out all the pop up characters.  (I knew he was being too quiet upstairs)

 Conrad has the roundest little belly and bum.  I cannot buckle his pants up!  He wears a size 18-24 month pants that are perfect in length but cannot be buckled!

So I ran to wal-mart real quick on Friday to grab my baby his size 6 diapers and Curran had to go to the bathroom.  I waited outside the bathroom while my friend and her two kids and Callie ran in.  Well next thing I know, Curran had pooped and had locked himself in the stall.  I had to have Callie climb under the door to unlock because he refused to get off and open the door!

Here are the size 6 diaper I bought for my little "big" man!  He only wears them at night because I was tired of him waking up covered in pee every morning!  My other kids NEVER were even in a size 5 let alone a size 6!

C me go Crazy Week 5

"C me go Crazy"  Week 5

Wow, What a week!  I had two kids with the stomach flu, and Conrad just loves to make GIANT messes!!!  I only captured a picture of one of the kids with the flu, but I will have to paint a picture for you with Conrad.  He threw up Saturday morning all over Clint.  Which was just a day after Callie got over her flu, and I wasn't sure if it was a bubble he had in his belly cause he had just gotten done with breakfast and had a big drink of water.  Well he didn't throw up the rest of that day.  But when I got home from work later that night I walked in his room and was hit with a wall of stinky stench.  I thought, did he poop, I turned on his light and noticed he was cover in throw up.  It. was. caked. in. his. hair.  It was sooooo gross!  Carrots, tortilla, and curdled milk... I wanted to die.  I called clint in and asked if he wanted to do bath or clean up the bedding.  He chose bath!  I got his bedding ripped apart and put new bedding on, sprayed his bad and room and all the light fixtures and door handles with lysol.  We got Conrad out of the tub, (mind you it's after mid night) I went and fixed him a bottle and went to get him back to bed,  He only drank about 3 oz. and I went to lay him down and he puked all over me.  I. was. covered.  It was soooo sick!  I had it, all over my neck, my chest, my hair.  I yelled for clint to come grab him from me and got myself cleaned up and got him cleaned up and just layed him back down and hoped he wouldn't throw up again.  Well he hasn't so I hope he is over it...now let's cross our fingers it skips Curran.                                                                                                                                            

 

This is just a picture of Curran being lazy one day this week.  It was 2 o'clock in the afternoon he was still in his jammies.  Lazy mom?  I think so!  Hahaha

 Conrad eating a blue sucker.  What a mess!

 Conrad is into throwing all of his food.  Everything that is put on his tray he ends up throwing what he doesn't eat!

 Now this little punk is a stinker.  I had jumped in the shower and left the kids to just play.  Next thing I know Curran runs upstairs and said Conrad got into some chocolate cake.  Well of course he did, he grabbed it off the counter, dragged it to the carpet and ate it.  It was all over the carpet too.

 Conrad eating an ORANGE crayon.  (all these pictures of him eating something or something being on his face, all happened on the same day)

 Another one of Conrads fun things he does,  He took a frame I had, busted the glass and took the picture and ripped it up...Oh man, this one made me mad.

 Poor Callie had the flu on Thursday of this week.  She woke up wednesday night and started throwing up.  She threw up all night long every 30 minutes to 10 minutes.  She had some pretty painful stomach cramps.  I felt bad.  I made her a bed on the floor in my room and just let her sit and watch tv all day. 

 I swear this diaper weighed 5 lbs.  Conrad woke up one day this past week soaked.  It was pretty funny!  He normally doesn't have a problem, he must have had a lot to drink before bed.

 The holes in the knees of Callies pants are starting to show up.  I guess it just shows she is having fun at school!  I guess I better go buy some new pants.

 Curran rearranging my furniture again, just like he did back here

 This was the never ending time out.  It's about time we teach Conrad who's boss!  It lasted over 10 minutes.  He kept coming out and wouldn't stop screaming.  It finally worked though and he didn't move. 

 Smashed popcorn on the couch and not to mention it was all over the floor as well.  I will give you one guess who it was from, yes the one and only Conrad!

 Play dough I swept off my floor.

 Apparently Callie is trying to lock us out of the fridge with her blanket and toilet paper.  Ahahahha

 Oh Conrad!  Him and books do not mix.  This one he pulled apart.

Callie loves to wear headbands, but for some reason she ALWAYS ruins them.  She has broken more headbands than I can count.  This is the 2nd one this week that I have seen that has come undone. 

Another book Conrad ripped up.  There are more, but this will just give you an idea of what he likes to do which is another reason our book shelf is turned backwards.

Now I don't post these pictures becuse I feel my life is frustrating or that I can't handle or stand my kids.  In fact its just the opposite.  Most of the time I do find the things they do funny, but of course like any mom find a lot of it frustrating.  But I know I can laugh about it and realize they are just kids and things happen.  I love my kids very much and am very happy to be their mom!

Conrad turns 18 months

This little guy turned 18 months at the end of December and now has the opportunity to go into nursery.  The first Sunday he was able to go, they asked me to stay so I was there with him the whole time.  The 2nd Sunday Clint dropped him off and he didn't even look back.  He loves to be social and really I don't worry about him in there. I just worry about him being nice.  He can be pretty aggressive and I hope we don't have any problems!  He had a baby blessing one week and he has been sick the past two week so he hasn't been in 3 weeks, I hope he doesn't have a problem going back.  I can't believe he is that old though.  I mean, where did my baby go?

C me go Crazy Week 4

"C me Go Crazy" Week 4

 This is oatmeal all over my floor in the pantry, which Conrad dumped but Curran had poked a huge hole in the top of the oatmeal container.  This happened on Monday, I am still finding oatmeal in the pantry a week later.

 The top of my air popper, popped off and popcorn started popping everywhere.  It was kind of funny,  Callie and I both started screaming.

 Conrad has discovered Callie's "treasure boxes" in her room.  Oh man, he gets into them and DUMPS all of them out.  Drives me nuts!

 This is something that Conrad started, but Curran finished. Conrad started this 5 minutes after he dumped out Callie's boxes in her room.

 I CANNOT for the life of me keep this kid out of the dishwasher!

 It's really hard to tell in this picture, but this is rice all over my floor. This was my fault, I was putting rice into a tupper ware bowel and I missed the bowel and I dumped it right onto the floor.  I always do stuff like this when I am in a hurry.

 These next three pictures go together.  I have posted here before how much Conrad likes Oatmeal.   I think I need to quite giving it to him.  Because he makes the BIGGEST mess! 

 This is the Oatmeal all over my floor from him chucking his bowel on the floor.

 This particular encounter with the oatmeal, I had to put him straight in the tub, and wash his jammies right away, when I pulled the clothes out of the dryer, there was still oatmeal on some of his clothes.

 Little punk pulled half a pack of wipes out, and a whole pack of diapers out.  Little stink!