So... I win the retard of the year award

So last night I was on my way home from a play that I went to in Pleasant Grove. I jumped on the freeway at A.F. main street to go one exit. As I merged onto the freeway I was talking on the phone to my good friend Krista and didn't signal. Well, just seconds after that I see lights turn on behind me. I thought "oh crap I'm getting pulled over for not signaling" I told Krista I had to go because I was getting pulled over. I pull to the side of the road and pull out my liscence and insurance and I am looking for my registration. All this time I am looking I am waiting for him to come to my window. Well he pulled about ten yards behind me, I thought that was kind of weird. I am still waiting and I see him turn his light off and I thought, well I don't dare pull away in case I am still in trouble and I didn't want to be a fugitive of the law. Well next thing I see is a black car merge onto the freeway right behind me....then it hit me, " I am such a retard" He didn't even pull me over, he pulled another car over just ten yards behind me. Well because I was just ten yards in front of him with my hazard lights on he pulls up behind me and comes to my window and asked if everything was ok. Well I start to laugh with my registration and liscence in hand and say; I thought you were pulling me over" He chuckles and said no I was pulling the car behind you over. I bet he had quite a story to go home and tell. WOW! I have got to be the biggest idiot ever.